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Americans:
YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
meanwhile in Norway:
welcome to the fucking news
meanwhile in the UK:
dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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nuhfanik: Heeeeeeeeere’s Zacharie! For my sweet bud, sumrlybadusername. (＾▽＾)
Artist: Hiroki Takahashi
Track: Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo Japan Version

jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

thayoqu: dog girls in space

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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